only if we run a train.
done.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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