All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Randomize
