dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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