sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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