That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm way too hungover for life right now
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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