This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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