Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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