the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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