I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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