problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Everyone says I win the strip club
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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