I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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