Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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