I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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