someone get that fucking seahorse.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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