On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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