why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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