I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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