Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i think we sleep fucked last night...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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