I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
