My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
