so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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