I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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