The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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