So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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