Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Randomize
