i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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