ugly people sure do ruin things
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I look excited, but its just a facade.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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