so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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