oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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