Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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