Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
