I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
