i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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