the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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