No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
