ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i out mim tonsoeep
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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