Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
