the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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