Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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