don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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