i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
There's even glitter on my cock...
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