I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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