i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
