So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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