Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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