CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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