There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he told me I talked like a deaf person
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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