But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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