i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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