he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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